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MR. BONES MOVIE REVIEW
OK BOYS AND GIRLS , GRAB SOME WINGS AND A BREW , IT’S TIME FOR MISTER
BONES TO ENLIGHTEN YOU ABOUT THE NEW SUREFIRE NOMINEE TO WIN A GOLDEN SHIFTER;
SO
FAR OFF BROADWAY IT’S IN THE BRONX; MAJOR MOTION PICTURE JUST RELEASED BY
“ATOMIC HOT RODS" AND THE RENOWNED FILM DIRECTOR BRIAN "THE
SKINNY WHITE BOY" DARWAS AND PRODUCED BY HIS SIDEKICK JENNIFER
CARCHIETTA ...
"THE ROAD TO BONNEVILLE"
IT’S GREAT ----
ORDER YOURS IMMEDIATELY AT www.atomichotrods.com
CAN’T YOU JUST SEE THEM MAKING THEIR WAY ALONG THE PURPLE CARPET DRESSED TO THE 3’S FOR THE AWARDS CEREMONY ?
MR. BONES GIVES IT FIVE SKULLS
MISTER BONES BOOK REVIEW
NUMBER “ 9 “ , NUMBER “ NINE “ , NUMBER “ IX “
COULD HAVE A LOT OF MEANINGS, NINE LITTLE INDIANS , NINE BOTTLES OF BEER ON THE WALL , NINE SECONDS IN THE QUARTER , IF YOUR RUNNING A FLATHEAD - NINE SECONDS IN AN EIGHTH .
TO A HOT RODDER IT CAN HAVE ONLY ONE MEANING
NUMBER NINE IS OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!
SURE
THERE’S ONLY SIX AGAINST THE WALL , THAT’S BECAUSE 1 , 2 , AND 3 ARE ON
THE
ENDANGERED LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
IF FACT THEY ARE “ SOLD OUT INDIVIDUALLY “
BUT AS LUCK WOULD HAVE IT THAT MASTER OF “ GOW “ THAT PURVEYOR OF TRUTH , JUSTICE AND THE AMERICAN HOT ROD , MARK “ MORTY “ MORTON IN HIS GRAND WISDOM HAS SET ASIDE ALL FIVE ORIGINAL VOLUMES IN A LIMITED NUMBERED SET OF 350 .
BUT MR. BONES IS HERE TO REVIEW # 9
WHICH IS PRETTY INCREDIBLE SINCE HE CAN’T EVEN LOOK AT THE GREAT PICTURES OR READ THE KOOL STORIES SINCE HE HAS NO EYES.
BUT WHEN HE DID HAVE EYES , HE SAID THAT HE BREEZED THROUGH MOST MAGAZINES IN THE TIME IT TOOK TO MAKE ONE VISIT TO THE BATHROOM .
NOT SO WITH THIS OR FOR THAT MATTER ANY ISSUE OF HOP UP . IF FACT MR. BONES SAID BACK WHEN HE HAD EYES HE WOULD READ AND RE-READ HIS COVETED ISSUES OF HOP UP OVER AND OVER AGAIN .
I KNOW MINE HAVE MADE MANY VISITS AND HAVE THE STAINS TO PROVE IT .
SO TO SUM IT UP , MR BONES SAYS -
# 9 IS "GREAT"
AND GIVES IT FIVE NO MAKE THAT NINE SKULLS
GET YOURS AT www.hopupmag.com
BEFORE # 9 MAKES IT ON THE ENDANGERED LIST