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HOT RODDER’S ARE LIKE A BOX OF NUTZ – YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO GET        

GOT A PHONE CALL ABOUT A YEAR AGO . SOME GUY FROM THE BRONX NO LESS , WANTIN’ TO KNOW WHERE TO GET SOME LOUVERS PUNCHED .  SEZ HE’S BUILDIN’ A FIVE WINDOW .( IN THE BRONX ? )       

NEXT THING YA KNOW HE SHOWS UP FOR GARAGE NIGHT , ( WITH NO HOT ROD ) IS THERE FIFTEEN MINUTES AND GOES HOME . DON’T THINK WE EVEN KNEW HE WAS THERE .         

THEN HE CALLS AND WANTS TO BUY THE PIECES WE CUT OUT OF THE FRONT POSTS WHEN WE CHOPPED MIKE’S SEDAN . ( WELL THEY ARE PRETTY LONG ) NEXT HE CALLS AND ASKED IF HE CAN GO TO BONNEVILLE WITH US . CLAIMS HE’S MAKIN’ SOME KINDA DOCUMENTARY AND WANTS TO USE US AS THE SUBJECT !

NOW HAVING’ SOME GUY FROM THE BRONX TRAVEL 5,000 MILES AND HANG OUT WITH YA FOR TWO WEEKS WELL LIKE I SAID “ YA NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GONNA GET “    

“WE’RE GOING DOWN TO MAXTON TO RACE IN JUNE MAYBE THAT WOULD WORK OUT “ WE SAID OVER THE PHONE . DON’T YA KNOW IT ,THE SON-OF-A-B$%6&8 GUN FLY’S DOWN , ( AGAIN NO HOT ROD ) RENTS A CAR AND SHOWS UP WITH HIS CAMERA .      

TURNS OUT HE’S BEEN IN A FAIRLY SUCCESSFUL (AND YOU JUST KNOW KEITH AND I REALLY DIG THIS KIND OF *** MUSIC *** ?????? ) PUKE WOOPS I MEAN PUNK  ROCK BAND FOR ABOUT TEN YEARS . HELL WE DIDN’T KNOW THAT SHIT LASTED MORE THAN A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   

ANYWAY HERE’S THIS PUNK ROCKER GUY ( KID ) BOUT SEVEN FEET TALL , WEIGHTIN 98 LBS GETTING OUTA’ HIS RENTAL , AND HE DON’T EVEN HAVE A TATTOO  LET ALONE RINGS AND STUFF STICKIN’ OUT OF HIS NOSE , EARS OR WHERE EVER ELSE THEM GUYS STICK STUFF .       

TURNS OUT TO BE KOOL ENOUGH SO WE GIVE HIM THE “ OK “ FOR B-VILLE . I MEAN SERIOUSLY , TRAVELIN’ WITH US IS PRETTY MUCH A COMEDY ACT ANYWAY . BESIDES WE ALREADY  HAD TWO OF THE THREE STOOGES - THE ENGLISH BLOKE AND THE FOOD GUY .  SO HE SHOWS UP THE DAY BEFORE WE LEAVE WITH HIS CAMERA AND GIRLFRIEND IN ANOTHER RENTAL CAR( WHERE’S HIS HOT ROD )  .      

HEY THEY GOT THEIR OWN WHEELS ( NO HOT ROD ) IF THEY DON’T KEEP UP “ OH WELL “ .     

KEEP UP ! HELL SHE DROVE FOR MOST OF THE 2500 MILES FROM NEW YORK TO BONNEVILLE WHILE THE CRAZY SON – OF-A- ^&*%$ GUN STOOD UP THROUGH THE SUN ROOF OR HUNG OUT THE SLIDING DOOR FILMING THE CARS  AT 75 TO 85 MPH .

ANYWAYS WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS “ MOVIE “ THING HE’S DO’IN IS GONNA BE LIKE ????????????????????   

SO HE SHOWS UP AT THE SATURDAY NIGHT RELIABILITY RUN PARTY ,AGAIN NO HOT ROD , BUT HE DOES HAVE A COUPLE OF SHORT CLIPS OF HIS “ MOVIE / DOCUMENTARY “

SON – OF – A – GUN  IT’S PRETTY BITCHIN ! OF COURSE IT HAS OUR HOT RODS IN IT SO WE’RE A LITTLE BIAS .    

AS LONG AS KEITH AND I GET OUR 35 % (each) WE FIGURE WHY NOT .       

OF COURSE WE CAN’T LET HIM GO WITHOUT BUSTIN’ HIM ABOUT WHERE’S THIS “ HOT ROD “ YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE BUILDIN’ ???????????????????

SO THE SON-OF-A-B*&%# - GUN SENDS US A FEW SHOTS OF THE ROADSTER THAT’S ALMOST DONE AND READY TO SELL TO FINANCE THE FIVE WINDOW HE’S BUILDIN’ FOR HIMSELF . CLAIMS HE’LL BE DRIVIN’ IT TO BONNEVILLE WITH US NEXT YEAR !    

THIS GUY ( KID ) BUILDS HIS HOT RODS IN A ONE CAR GARAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRONX AND JUDGING BY WHAT WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR OF HIS DOCUMENTARY AND THE PICTURES HE SENT HE’S A HOT RODDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   BUT WE ARE STILL GONNA BUST HIM !       

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