Rolling
Bones Hot Rod Shop
ROAD TO
BONNEVILLE
HOT RODDER’S ARE LIKE A BOX OF NUTZ – YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR GOING TO GET
GOT A PHONE CALL ABOUT
A YEAR AGO . SOME GUY FROM THE
NEXT THING YA KNOW HE SHOWS UP FOR GARAGE NIGHT , ( WITH NO HOT ROD ) IS THERE FIFTEEN MINUTES AND GOES HOME . DON’T THINK WE EVEN KNEW HE WAS THERE .
THEN HE CALLS AND
WANTS TO BUY THE PIECES WE CUT OUT OF THE FRONT POSTS WHEN WE CHOPPED
MIKE’S
NOW HAVING’ SOME GUY
FROM THE
“WE’RE GOING DOWN TO MAXTON TO RACE IN JUNE MAYBE THAT WOULD WORK OUT “ WE SAID OVER THE PHONE . DON’T YA KNOW IT ,THE SON-OF-A-B$%6&8 GUN FLY’S DOWN , ( AGAIN NO HOT ROD ) RENTS A CAR AND SHOWS UP WITH HIS CAMERA .
TURNS OUT HE’S BEEN IN A FAIRLY SUCCESSFUL (AND YOU JUST KNOW KEITH AND I REALLY DIG THIS KIND OF *** MUSIC *** ?????? ) PUKE WOOPS I MEAN PUNK ROCK BAND FOR ABOUT TEN YEARS . HELL WE DIDN’T KNOW THAT SHIT LASTED MORE THAN A WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ANYWAY HERE’S THIS PUNK ROCKER GUY ( KID ) BOUT SEVEN FEET TALL , WEIGHTIN 98 LBS GETTING OUTA’ HIS RENTAL , AND HE DON’T EVEN HAVE A TATTOO LET ALONE RINGS AND STUFF STICKIN’ OUT OF HIS NOSE , EARS OR WHERE EVER ELSE THEM GUYS STICK STUFF .
TURNS OUT TO BE KOOL ENOUGH SO WE GIVE HIM THE “ OK “ FOR B-VILLE . I MEAN SERIOUSLY , TRAVELIN’ WITH US IS PRETTY MUCH A COMEDY ACT ANYWAY . BESIDES WE ALREADY HAD TWO OF THE THREE STOOGES - THE ENGLISH BLOKE AND THE FOOD GUY . SO HE SHOWS UP THE DAY BEFORE WE LEAVE WITH HIS CAMERA AND GIRLFRIEND IN ANOTHER RENTAL CAR( WHERE’S HIS HOT ROD ) .
HEY THEY GOT THEIR OWN WHEELS ( NO HOT ROD ) IF THEY DON’T KEEP UP “ OH WELL “ .
KEEP UP ! HELL SHE DROVE FOR MOST OF THE 2500 MILES FROM NEW YORK TO BONNEVILLE WHILE THE CRAZY SON – OF-A- ^&*%$ GUN STOOD UP THROUGH THE SUN ROOF OR HUNG OUT THE SLIDING DOOR FILMING THE CARS AT 75 TO 85 MPH .
ANYWAYS WHO KNOWS WHAT THIS “ MOVIE “ THING HE’S DO’IN IS GONNA BE LIKE ????????????????????
SO HE SHOWS UP AT THE SATURDAY NIGHT RELIABILITY RUN PARTY ,AGAIN NO HOT ROD , BUT HE DOES HAVE A COUPLE OF SHORT CLIPS OF HIS “ MOVIE / DOCUMENTARY “
SON – OF – A – GUN IT’S PRETTY BITCHIN ! OF COURSE IT HAS OUR HOT RODS IN IT SO WE’RE A LITTLE BIAS .
AS LONG AS KEITH AND I GET OUR 35 % (each) WE FIGURE WHY NOT .
OF COURSE WE CAN’T LET HIM GO WITHOUT BUSTIN’ HIM ABOUT WHERE’S THIS “ HOT ROD “ YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE BUILDIN’ ???????????????????
SO THE SON-OF-A-B*&%# - GUN SENDS US A FEW SHOTS OF THE ROADSTER THAT’S ALMOST DONE AND READY TO SELL TO FINANCE THE FIVE WINDOW HE’S BUILDIN’ FOR HIMSELF . CLAIMS HE’LL BE DRIVIN’ IT TO BONNEVILLE WITH US NEXT YEAR !
THIS GUY ( KID ) BUILDS HIS HOT RODS IN A ONE CAR GARAGE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BRONX AND JUDGING BY WHAT WE HAVE SEEN SO FAR OF HIS DOCUMENTARY AND THE PICTURES HE SENT HE’S A HOT RODDER !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT WE ARE STILL GONNA BUST HIM !
