YA KNOW WE HERE AT THE ROLLING BONES RACING TEAM HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR OUR NEW PREZ TO SEND US A LITTLE "BAIL" MONEY, OOPS MET TO SAY "BAILOUT" MONEY BUT IT HASN’T GOT HERE YET SO WE THOUGHT WE WOULD TRY TO SWINDLE A LITTLE OUT OF YOU !

SO HERE’S THE SCAM, OOPS DAMN- IT, MEANT TO SAY PLAN :

FOR A LOUSY $20. YES THAT’S A MEASLY TWENTY BUCKS YOU GET A ONE YEAR MEMBERSHIP ON THE ROLLING BONES RACING TEAM’S PIT CREW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  OK WE KNOW YOU CAN’T WAIT TO JOIN, BUT FIRST LET US TELL YOU ABOUT ALL THE GREAT STUFF THAT ONLY MEMBERS OF THE CREW GET:

FIRST THE UNBELIEVABLY KOOL "I’M A BONER" DECAL

NOW WON’T THAT JUST MAKE THE REST OF YOUR FAMILY BURST WITH PRIDE WHEN YOU PROUDLY DISPLAY IT ON YOUR HOT ROD, YOUR TOOL BOX OR MAYBE EVEN YOUR FOREHEAD!!!!!!!!!

YOU WILL GET ACCESS TO A "PIT CREW MEMBERS ONLY" PORTION OF OUR WEBSITE FEATURING MONTHLY SLIDE SHOWS OF NAKED WOMEN --OOPS AGAIN,  MEANT TO SAY, OF ANYTHING FROM OUR ADVENTURES WHILE BREAKING LAWS ON THE HIGHWAYS, FABRICATION ON THE HOT RODS WE BUILD, TO THE STEP BY STEP BUILD OF THE 29 SALT ROADSTER WE WILL BE BUILDING FOR OUR ATTEMPT ON THE XF GAS ROADSTER WORLD RECORD.

ALL FOR THE PALTRY SUM OF TWENTY BUCKS , BUT WAIT !!!!!!!!!!!   THERE’S MORE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AS PIT CREW MEMBERS YOU WILL GET TO READ MONTHLY RAMBLINGS ON THE PIT CREW PAGES ABOUT EVERYTHING AND ANYTHING PERTAINING TO HOT RODS.  AND YOU KNOW – WE HAVE STRONG OPINIONS ABOUT HOT RODS!  HOLD ON, THERE’S EVEN MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CREW MEMBERS ONLY  WILL ALSO GET AT LEAST ONE AND MOST LIKELY SEVERAL MONTHLY VIDEOS OF TRIPLE XXXXXXXX ACTS --- OOOOOOOOOPPS WE MEANT TO SAY VIDEOS OF EVERYTHING FROM ME BEATING KEITH'S Y-BLOCK POWERED COUPE WITH MY FLATHEAD POWERED COUPE IN A DRAG RACE, TO LOOKING OVER KEITH’S SHOULDER AT ABOUT A BUCK THIRTY FIVE ON THE MAXTON MILE TO LOOKING OVER THE HOOD OF OUR ROADSTER WHILE YOU MAKE A PASS WITH US ON THE SALT.

ALL THAT AND MORE  - BONER OF THE MONTH CONTESTS, Q & A PAGE, AND EXCLUSIVE PIT CREW MEMBER OFFERS....FOR JUST TWENTY BUCKS A YEAR.

WHO KNOWS...MAYBE YOU'LL EVEN BE BONER OF THE YEAR!!! BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO JOIN FIRST!

HERE’S HOW IT WORKS:

YOUR MEMBERSHIP WILL RUN FOR ONE YEAR,  AND OH YEAH , ABOUT THAT TWENTY BUCKS YOU SEND US, WELL IF YOU COME BY THE SHOP, GO TO MAXTON, OR MAKE BONNEVILLE WE’LL SUPPLY THE FIRST BEER.  HELL WE MOST LIKELY HAVE BOUGHT IT WITH YOUR MONEY ANYWAYS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SO COME ON BE A FART--DAMN IT, MEANT TO SAY PART, JOIN US ON THIS HIGHWAY TO HOT ROD HELL WE ARE ON, RACE WITH US ON THE SALT, EVEN GO TO JAIL WITH US 'CAUSE NOW WE HAVE BAIL MONEY.

OUR PAYPAL OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY.